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J-rock Albums in a sentence (Postado em JRockHumor por Putti Plush)-> Basicamente é a descrição de alguns albums de JRock em apenas uma frase. Esta em Inglês. Lógico, não levem a mal nada do que está aqui escrito a ideia não é ofender mas simplesmente "brincar", se fosse ofensivo nem sequer postaria istoL'Arc~en~Ciel
Dune - I love my older girlfriend, hell yeah we have sex!
Tierra - My older girlfriend left me, but I'm not angry because I have this cool new friend.
Heavenly - "Friend" was a metaphor and the sex is loving great.
True - The person I love most in this world is taking drugs and this breaks my heart.
Heart - I miss Sakura a lot : (.
Ark & Ray - I miss Sakura, but I have this cool new friend.
Real - "Friend" was a metaphor again and the sex is loving great.
Smile - My wife is the greatest person in the world and I've come to terms with missing Sakura.
Alive - I'm a daddy now so I'm feeling very protective and am worrying about the world we live in.
Kiss - THANK YOU JESUS!
(*shhh alive = inside joke)
Dir en grey
* - The world is full of spiteful retards who are ruining our future with their disgusting material culture resulting in an alienated youth that seek out self-destructive behaviour and think we condone this when in fact we want it to stop.
Malice Mizer
Memoire - To distract you from Tetsu's singing, we will dress up in fantastic costumes.
Voyage ~sans retour~ - Vampires and fairy tales compliment our visual style perfectly so please pay attention to Gackt's voice.
Merveilles - In an alternate, pretty world, people love, betray, sing, and are pretty while sipping tea at French cafes.
Shinwa - Kami was a loving awesome drummer and also he was a loving awesome composer so it's too bad these didn't make it on a previous album.
Bara no Seidou - We miss Kami and vampires are AWESOME.
Pierrot
* -
The world is full of f'n retards who are ruining our future with their disgusting media culture that dilutes our national pride resulting in an alienated youth that seek out self-destructive behaviour and a soul-sucking westernized recording industry. DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS.
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* - I'm pretty much ahead of my time, so in ten years people will still be trying to imitate and live up to all the diverse crazy shit I'm doing now and furthermore I'm pretty much the only guy who can get away with making three different versions of the same composition and call them three different songs; also the recording industry will steal your soul so just be yourself, cherish your friends, and keep your head up.
X
* - Death roses darkness roses sex love and Yoshiki. (P.S. roses.)
Ra:In
* - None of us can sing, so here are some cool riffs instead.
(^ Thank you LJ user phuqqit !)
Gackt
Mizerable - Fools, I totally used you to propel myself into a pop culture phenomenon!
Mars - Hey look at me, I'm Mr. Wonderful!
Rebirth - In this world of love, there is love and the sweet whisperings of the wind, my love.
Moon - I wish "friend" were a metaphor.
Crescent - Let my voice lull you into a sense of wellbeing.
Love Letter - Hell yeah I'm famous.
Diabolos - I am, indeed, pretty hard core.
0079-0088 - I love Gundam, so , so much.
SOAP
* - LULZ.
J
* - I gotta stop doing hash, man.